You're Taking the Biscuit

Hey there! :3 name's Jess, 17, libra.

Any questions?


i’m not racist i love chinese food 

(via gnarly)


If you’re gonna keep being cute then you’ll have to kiss me, I’m sorry I don’t make the rules

(via sniffing)


what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear 

(via relahvant)



jerry accidentally walked into someone elses interview so he backtracked and pulled out his phone and just scrolled through it in the middle of the red carpet

does art imitate life? or does life imitate art?

(via tachibanamakotos)

*has emotional breakdown choosing what to eat at a restaurant*

(Source: amoying, via fake-mermaid)