You're Taking the Biscuit

Hey there! :3 name's Jess, 17, libra.

Any questions?

slutfang:

finally my child can safely ram her fucking head into a doorknob this is what the future is all about what a time to be alive 

slutfang:

finally my child can safely ram her fucking head into a doorknob this is what the future is all about what a time to be alive 

(Source: gucciballs, via bakerytimemachine)

lmaoalien:

how much does a friend cost and do i get a discount if i buy 4

(via joshpeck)